I spelled vegetarian wrong, and then wondered the obvious… What does a vagetarian eat?
— Chris Joseph
If you don’t love peanut butter, God doesn’t love you.
— William Ahern, .neologic media
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
— Dave Barry
Even if I can hear them, when people talk to me while I’m wearing headphones, I’m assuming they’re just saying ‘you don’t need to listen.’
— Derek Becker
Do something. Even if it’s wrong.
— Albert G. Horton, Series-I Support Services, Inc.
Funny how Satan is perceived as the evil guy who wants you to try different things. As far as I’m concerned the true evil is the closed mind.
— William Ahern, .neologic media
